fuckoffdarren:

itsrainingrene:

if i die resurrect me with this video

if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video

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celestial-sexhair:

me as a celebrity

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oomshi:

my phone battery died faster than my dreams

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jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

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psyducker:

psyducker:

how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted

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i-do-not-know-why-i:

christmascockies:

what if you sat on santas lap and he had a boner 

then i already got my christmas present

(Source: ebunnies, via caseyanthonyofficial)


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iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

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australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

(via tightvaginas)


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phanscuddles:

Dan checking out his boyfriend..


hotboysofficial:

when someone tickles ur neck

image

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bangarangn1tram:

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

joinmyphanmily:

CAN WE JUST BRING THIS BACK FOR A SEC.

(via fuckingphil)


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azhaela:

penishole:

ifollowbadblogs:

i will never swear again

WHAT

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT

(Source: maahammy, via ugly)

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