vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

(Source: trashboat, via perks-of-being-chinese)


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(Source: chubbythecorgi, via buttlicked)


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contractings:

HELLO 911 MY WIFI IS NOT WORKING

(Source: baracknobama, via allmonds)


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trash-king:

ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time

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(Source: bovidae, via joshpeck)


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shepardism:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(via onlinegf)


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  • Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
  • Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me

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therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

image

(via 2srooky)


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mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night


bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

image

(via pizza)


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billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via ugly)


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sosungalittleclodofclay:

sakurasenshi:

Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN


rogerina:

i’ll see you in heck

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


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vinebox:

White people be like ..

(via 2srooky)

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Anonymous asked: are you and rene dating??? u guys are 2cute!!!!!!

sassykardashian:

does this look like something i wanna wake up next to

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