i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories
(Source: trashboat, via perks-of-being-chinese)
HELLO 911 MY WIFI IS NOT WORKING
(Source: baracknobama, via allmonds)
ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time
(Source: bovidae, via joshpeck)
My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
Me in seventh grade:
I hope I'm not gay
I want the soccer team to piss on me
when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
White people be like ..
Anonymous asked: are you and rene dating??? u guys are 2cute!!!!!!